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"What's she like?"
"Totally shy, librarian energy through the roof."
"Glasses?"
"Glasses on a chain!"
"For the win!"


I wasn’t interested in going to the school dances. I wasn’t interested in going to the football games. What I wanted was to be in my room painting my walls and doing weird stuff. That’s what I wanted and I got to do what I wanted, so that, to me, is my high school experience.

I wasn’t interested in going to the school dances. I wasn’t interested in going to the football games. What I wanted was to be in my room painting my walls and doing weird stuff. That’s what I wanted and I got to do what I wanted, so that, to me, is my high school experience.

fuckyeahladiesofthemcu:

I really don’t feel that Sif gets enough credit for sussing the general gist of Loki’s plot before the other warriors do. Look at her face, she knows what he’s up to. If looks could kill, Loki would’ve dropped dead on the spot. 

i like following the rules and doing what’s expected of me. it makes me feel nice.

briangefrich:

poptimism:

Mallory Ortberg has a voice like an old movie actress. (“Male Novelist Jokes” at the Last Bookstore in LA)

I don’t think it’s unreasonable to say that Mallory Ortberg is one of the funniest writers alive, and a wonderful entertainer.

"get best information on Bill available" the spam comment on my blog proper said

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